carrie's derriere
(hidden or mooning me post morning shower)
is clearly a climactic work of art
which god spent extra time
perfecting, and that's why world peace is not here yet.
he forgot about it.
creating the world's most perfectly porcelain
finely crafted behind this dear earth has ever seen
was a little distracting
for
god.
carrie i wrote you a poem
it's to make you stop yelling
about how you hate your ass
it's beautiful! it's like
um
a basketball mated with a bathtub
in a hot way!
sorry
i was trying to be poetic
ok
no more
ok
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